This was based on the assignment found here (http://assignments.ds106.us/assignments/poem-parody/).
Last night I dreamed of Russians,
there were Soviets everywhere,
they were standing on my stomach,
they were scratching through my hair,
they were prodding through my baggage,
they were hoping for my head,
they were scuffling up clothing
as they paced around my head.
They were on the chairs and tables,
they were on the chandeliers,
they were roosting in the corners,
they were spitting in my ears,
there were Russians, Soviets, Comrades
for as far as I could see…
when I woke today, I noticed
Luckily it was a dream.
Old spy movies always involved the Russians or Germans so I figured I would go with it.
Original poem this is based on (https://www.poemhunter.com/poems/night/page-1/178275/).